Everybody knows about Santa Claus, right? But did you know that his nickname is now the “Wireless Wonder?”
It all started about a year ago, when things were a bit out of whack up at the North Pole. All the hammering and sawing, toy assembly, gift wrapping, and other frantic tasks were giving Santa a bad case of heartburn. And there were more presents than ever to be delivered. Plus, there were going to be quite a few new stops for Santa to make on Christmas Eve. On top of all that, Santa’s elves were struggling to meet numerous last-minute demands from all the little girls and boys around the world. Unfortunately, with all the commotion going on, no one could figure out how to effectively communicate with each other.
Santa’s flustered state was rapidly turning to frustration, and that’s when Mrs. Claus stepped in. “Your communications department is a mess,” she said, wiping her hands on her apron after removing a batch of sugar cookies from the oven. “Here, let me have one of those,” Santa said, reaching over to help himself. As quick as a flash, Mrs. Claus popped Santa’s hand and said, “Stay away from my cookies! You solve your communications problems first, and then you can have some.” Miffed by having his hand popped, Santa plopped down in his favorite easy chair in disgust and mumbled, “But we don’t have a communications department.” Mrs. Claus retorted, “That’s precisely the problem,” as she shoved another tray of cookies into the oven.
Because it had grown so big over the years, Santa’s workshop had become nearly impossible to manage. Early one morning in the first part of December of last year, Santa had been rudely awakened by Ralph, the head elf, who announced to the jolly old man that he was quitting. “What do you expect me to do?” he had shouted at Santa. “I can’t keep yelling from one end of the workshop to the other! I tried that when we ran out of lumber, and now we have twice as much paint as we need! And I have to run around to each station to see who’s producing what. I mean, I only have two feet, you know!”
Well, when Mrs. Claus heard that Ralph was quitting, she knew it would lead to a catastrophe. Whatever Ralph did, the other elves would also do in short order. That meant no Christmas, and that just couldn’t happen. Always a worrisome person, Mrs. Claus paced back and forth in her kitchen, praying for a miracle. That’s when she heard a ruckus out on the front lawn. Peering from behind the window sash, she stared in amazement. All the elves were gathered around a massive yellow Hummer as the driver (me, Wireless Woman) jumped out. Hurriedly, Mrs. Claus left Santa to his pondering, put on her shawl, and went outside to see what was happening.
“Are you sure this thing will solve our communications problems?” Ralph asked, staring at the new Motorola MOTOTRBO digital two-way radio in his hands. “You betcha!” I replied. “Look, it’s got GPS, which makes it easy for the bearded wonder to find all those new addresses. You can send text messages, too, or you can just use it like a standard two-way radio to talk to the other elves whenever you need to. It’s like a walkie-talkie on steroids!”
“Santa will never go for it,” one of the older elves said. “Oh yes, he will,” Mrs. Claus injected, flashing her American Express card. “We need at least six of those things right now, young lady!” Another elf cried, “But Santa’s gonna explode when he sees the bill!” “No, he won’t,” Mrs. Claus said. “I don’t just bake cookies. Who do you think pays the bills around here? And besides, with the good price I’ll get from BearCom, I’ll have money left over to bake some more cookies!” With that, all the elves roared their approval.
Well, it’s been exactly a year now since Santa’s communications department was born at the North Pole. Ralph didn’t quit, and things began to go a lot smoother at the workshop. And all the deliveries for all the little children around the world were made on time, thanks to me, BearCom, and Santa’s new Motorola MOTOTRBO radios.
Best of all, Santa finally got his sugar cookies, as well as a new nickname: the Wireless Wonder!
For more information about Motorola MOTOTRBO two-way radios, call one of BearCom’s 28 branches across the U.S., visit the BearCom Web site, or contact me at Wireless.Woman@BearCom.com.

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High above the video surveillance cameras on Times Square, additional officers will be placed on top of buildings to scan the activity below. No-nos in the area include backpacks and alcohol. Traffic will be blocked off, and there will be no parking on the streets. Equipment that senses airborne chemical or radiological substances will be implemented, and a police helicopter with sophisticated communications gear will patrol the skies.
Using the right two way radio batteries is half of the equation. The other half, and equally as important, is recharging and maintenance. Before you use your two way radio batteries for the first time, charge them overnight. This is know as “initializing” and allows for maximum battery capacity. For example, in the case of Motorola Impres batteries, the calibration process is complete when the initial yellow indicator light turns to steady green.
When emergency communications systems—such as those used by police, fire, and EMT staff—are being upgraded, the first priority should be to make sure that changes include radio interoperability at the local and regional levels—and ultimately at the state and federal levels. And all wireless communications devices need to be able to access information from a large and diverse network without the loss of time.
In a recent article in the New York Times, Alex Williams noted a few things about the evolving facts on the ground regarding smartphones. He observed that, in the corporate and political worlds, the BlackBerry has become a routine device. A poll conducted by Yahoo! Hot Jobs of some 5,300 workers who use smartphones revealed that one third of those people often reviewed e-mails in meetings. And twenty percent of those same users stated they had been chastised for rudeness while using their wireless devices.
On the political scene, you often find Washington officials with bowed heads in a meeting environment—and they are not praying. This comes from Philippe Reines, a senior advisor to Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton. Smartphones are taboo in certain sectors of the State Department HQ, primarily due to security precautions. However, where these devices are permitted, usage is epidemic. “You’ll have half the participants BlackBerrying each other as a submeeting, with a running commentary on the primary meeting,” Reines said.
In 2004, CCU had only 10 call box installations on its campus, which spanned more than 300 acres and 50 main buildings. Not only was the number of units inadequate, about half the call boxes didn’t even work properly. Another issue facing university officials was the lack of sufficient phone lines to transmit communications to and from each call box, and adding new lines would have been cost prohibitive. On top of all that, power was also a concern, as each station needed to be fully operational at all times, despite any power restraints or outages.
When they tried to stop the stolen vehicle, a brief chase ensued. But within minutes, the stolen car came to a sudden stop, and a passenger jumped out and ran. Moments later, the fleeing passenger was apprehended by police. And shortly thereafter, several miles away in southwest Los Angeles, another police unit captured the driver and took him into custody.
Previous to the installation of ALPR equipment, the Beverly Hills Police Department performed license plate checks much like the standardized routine used by law enforcement throughout the country. When a plate of interest was observed, the police officer typed the number into a mobile data terminal (or he may have radioed the plate number in). The data terminal was linked to a centralized computer that accessed a database to determine if a vehicle has been stolen. That process usually took several minutes to complete.
Due to the size of this sprawling network, real-time monitoring is not possible by police personnel. However, when a citizen makes an emergency call, the video surveillance system determines the caller’s location and instantly displays a video feed from the nearest available camera to a screen adjacent to the 911 operator’s main console. These feeds, whether real-time or after the fact, can be used as evidence where criminal activity is involved.
The new Illinois legislation requires that all school bus drivers undertake thorough post-trip inspections of their vehicles to ensure no one has been left unattended on a bus. And all school buses are to have two-way radios, allowing drivers to be alerted to multiple sources of incoming communication. “The safety of our children is of paramount importance to the people of Illinois,” said Governor Quinn. “This new law prevents children from being left unattended on a school bus and also ensures that bus drivers receive important information while on the road.”

